Esperanza Maria Zurfluh. 16. Soccer.

Boyfriend: Nine/Seventeen/Twelve ღ

Last Self Harm: Twelve/Seventeen/Thirteen☽ ☾

lolsofunny:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

Oh my god it worked lmao
I’m so shocked

shwagerr:

poopflow:

IM PISSING

Dumbass

thatsmallbluebox:

she looks legitimately troubled

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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